VideoBox / Climax Corner generally supplies porn of the now-standard gonzo variety, but every once in a while they truly surprise me, as is the case with the recently-added Massterpiece Playhouse. This video, from NYC’s own Black Mirror Productions, features women squirting paint enema after paint enema onto fresh canvases, with the obligatory lesbian sex scenes tacked onto the end. Serious art collectors can even purchase the resulting works online. Is it art? Is it porn? Who knows? All I’m certain of is there’s no way I’m hanging any of these canvases in my living room. (Via VideoBox)

Senze is a free online fetish magazine loaded with glam photos like the one above (note the phallic imagery at work here). Gotta love those Swedes. But I, uh, read it for the articles of course. (More at Senze Magazine)

The US Government thinks only professionals ought to be allowed to pose like this—if I want to post my own hardcore snaps I am now expected to collect official documentation from my sex partners and post my home address for all the world to see. Right. The new 2257 regulations are likely just the thin end of the wedge: our benefactors’ ultimate goal is to eliminate freedom of sexual expression. Anyway, I think the tattoo here is interesting, and I like the way the comely young model oh-so-elegantly tongues a cock. (Gallery at Euro Sex Parties)

Petter Hegre has, like, this massive obsession with photographing ultra-skinny white chicks in ultra-glam poses. This isn’t exactly a criticism since he does what he does so well and he doesn’t shy away from pussies and assholes to adhere to some arbitrary definition of softcore. Anyway, here’s Mona striking a refreshingly ordinary pose. When I look at her I think of a certain Cure song: You know who you remind me of? A girl I think I used to know… (Gallery at Hegre Archives)

The lovely young lady above makes a compelling argument for South American tourism. I’d love to go to Brazil someday; for now I’ll have to live vicariously through this Mike character. (Via Mike in Brazil)