EroticBPM is a pretty cool alt-porn community site featuring sexy little raver chicks. It’s a refreshing, ahem, alternative to a certain other site that everyone seems to be in love with these days. I’d be happy to hit an after-party with Ecco Bell here. Oh yes. (Gallery at EroticBPM)

I find male-female-male scenes interesting, but the obligatory double-penetration that attends these scenes doesn’t do it for me at all. For one, the woman’s body gets lost under that pile of man-flesh, and, well, I’m not watching hetero porn to see close-ups of two sets of balls rubbing together. The action in this photo, however, is perfectly balanced; there’s something extremely hot about the way the female of the species can effortlessly accommodate two males at once. (Via Club Sandy)

Sometimes the dirtiest photos aren’t explicit at all. This winning entry from Nerve’s March Amateur Photo Contest—the sexiest photo of one or more people changing a lightbulb—is a fine example of non-nude porn. (Or is that Never Nude?) It’s as much fun to sit here wondering what’s under those pretty panties as it is to actually see what’s under those pretty panties. (More photos at Nerve Premium)

Most girl-on-girl porn bores the crap out of me. Oh, the real thing is quite lovely but something essential is lost in simulation. Whenever I see a woman insert her long fingernails into her playmate’s cunt I wince with sympathy pains. The delicate fluttering tongues make a mockery of genuine cunnilingus. And more often than not, the toys and other accessories of the trade just look plum silly. I do, however, like this shot. (Gallery at We Live Together)

Lovely porn starlet Pocahontas believes we should all get plenty of fruits and vegetables—I just think she’s a little unclear on the concept. Does anyone buy that look of ecstasy on her face? Banana double penetration has just gotta hurt. (Via pixandvideo)