Back in the day I spent quite a lot of money on gym memberships; as pretty as the gym bunnies often were, I never saw anything quite as, um, stimulating as this. (Video gallery at Sapphic Erotica)

Guns and babes and toys and uniforms. Oh my. This is very nice. (Gallery at Twistys)

Yeah, I know they’re not real but neither are they over-inflated. Can you tell I’m a little obsessed with brunettes? (Galleries at Twistys)

Anyone know who this Anna Paquin look-alike is? I’m not quite up to speed on my porn stars. I found her on a nameless compilation clip, taking never-ending spurts of semen on the kisser. You can’t quite see the jizz on her face in this still but rest assured it’s there. Shots like this always make me wonder what’s going through the woman’s mind. (Via alt.binaries.multimedia.facials)

This has to be one of my favorite moments. Lifting those little panties and exposing the goodies underneath is like opening a present. (Video gallery at Euro Sex Parties)