I was A) bored and B) listening to Mozart’s Requiem, so I thought it might be amusing to enter “Mozart” into the Guba search box. I’m quite pleased with the result, but I wonder—what the hell is that sharp-looking instrument in his hand? Or do I even want to know? (Via alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons)

The sheer quantity of niche porn these days makes my head spin—girls with purple hair, girls with prosthetic limbs, girls who only wear one sock and so on. The people behind Pixandvideo have launched a bunch of new sites that I’m still trying to figure out. Lezcuties is their amateur lesbian, er, anal site, or something along those lines. All marketing aside, I must admit they’ve done a good job here. Girl-on-girl ass-play is hawt. (Gallery and video at Lez Cuties)

The weather being what it is lately, is it any wonder this tropical scene caught my eye? It’s hard to believe that just a few weeks ago and a few hundred miles south I was frolicking in the Atlantic and golfing under palm trees. Miami’s sounding good about now, hurricanes be damned. (Gallery at Sapphic Erotica)

I’ve said time and time again that I’m not a breast man, but the ski slope on display here is truly magnificent. There’s a structural intricacy—subtle nuances and so on—to natural breasts that simply cannot be matched by implants. (Gallery at Met Art)

Nothing outrageously kinky here. Just a human female relaxing in her natural environment. (Via alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.amateurs)