“This is not pee!” insists female ejaculation website Team Squirt. It may well be the world’s first “educational” porn site, offering to show men how to make women gush in buckets. Color me unconvinced. My, ah, extensive research leads me to believe the product of female ejaculation isn’t nearly so… dramatic. One of the common arguments put forth by credulous gush fans is that the liquid involved is colorless (and odorless), therefore it must not be urine. But hey, my piss is colorless too after I’ve quaffed a gallon of water or downed a six-pack. (Video gallery and picture gallery at Team Squirt)