Few sex acts draw more ire than the facial. Facials are degrading, we’re told; they’re all about power. (This never stopped other activities from being mutually fulfilling, of course. BDSM anyone?)

The criticism comes down to a profound lack of sexual imagination: “Well I don’t do this,” says your typically inhibited North American female, “so no one else of my gender could possibly enjoy it.”

Fuck that. I’ve met women who like facials, who even (gasp) ask for them—just as I’ve met women who like to swallow come, who like to be pissed on, who prefer anal sex to vaginal sex. The people who put forth the anti-facials argument sound no different than the homophobic troglodytes who insist that any male who enjoys anal play has caught “the gay.”

And a news flash to those who’ve never eaten pussy. If you do it right you end up with a face full of girl jizz. How degrading!

Bringing sexual politics into the bedroom is so 20th century; these days there’s more variation within the genders than between them. So don’t worry about what anyone else likes or doesn’t like—go ahead and have a blast. (Image via alt.binaries.nospam.multimedia.facials)

Anyone know who this Anna Paquin look-alike is? I’m not quite up to speed on my porn stars. I found her on a nameless compilation clip, taking never-ending spurts of semen on the kisser. You can’t quite see the jizz on her face in this still but rest assured it’s there. Shots like this always make me wonder what’s going through the woman’s mind. (Via alt.binaries.multimedia.facials)