You can never have too many women sprawled out on your couch, or your bed, or even your living room floor. It’s just the Naked Loft Party Way. (Gallery at Hegre-Art)

Judging from the comments I received on my last post featuring this gorgeous Brazilian, Keity is one of the most popular nude models to ever grace the pages of the Naked Loft Party gallery. So I’m bringing her back in all her mouthwatering glory. (Gallery at Hegre-Art)

I don’t know what’s more pleasing about this photo—Keity’s fine Brazilian ass or the evidently warm, still waters she’s wading in. Both take my mind off the cold I brought back from Seattle. (Gallery at Hegre-Art)

Petter Hegre has, like, this massive obsession with photographing ultra-skinny white chicks in ultra-glam poses. This isn’t exactly a criticism since he does what he does so well and he doesn’t shy away from pussies and assholes to adhere to some arbitrary definition of softcore. Anyway, here’s Mona striking a refreshingly ordinary pose. When I look at her I think of a certain Cure song: You know who you remind me of? A girl I think I used to know… (Gallery at Hegre Archives)