Zafira is a special May Day treat from Naked Loft Party. You may recognize her as the funny looking yet surpassingly beautiful woman from the two girl set I posted the other day. Enjoy! (Via Twistys)

Carli Banks here is the Twistys Treat of the Month for March; I don’t post many blondes so I figured what the hell. See that silver bullet vibrator she’s using? Les and I each got one of those (among other wonderful toys) in the schwag bags they handed out at Tristan Taormino’s Backdoor Betty party. I bet you’re sad you missed it now, suckas. (Video gallery and picture gallery at Twistys)

Meet Erica Campbell, the Twistys Treat of the Month:

Growing up in New Hampshire, the only landlocked state in the US, I know alot about new chances. That’s why I’ve dedicated a lot of my time to rescuing and rehabilitating injured animals. All of us deserve a second chance… including animals! They love unconditionally and that’s something that’s beautiful to me.

Heh. Anyway, they sure do grow ‘em thick up thar in the wilds of New Hampshire. (Gallery at Twistys)

She’s half Spanish, halbes Deutsch. She’s kinda funny looking, which I like. She takes it up the ass like a champ. If I were forced to choose a favorite porn star, I suppose Jenna Haze would be that porn star. After clicking around for awhile on Wikipedia I found this amusing snippet from one of her interviews:

My real name is Jennifer. I worked at Marie Calendars waitressing and there were three other Jennifers there so I had to be Jenna. I was talking to all my friends about porn because I was into it. ‘If you did porn, what would your porn name be?’ And I said, ‘Jenna Haze.’ “My ex-fiance’s last name was Hayes. My favorite song at the time was Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix. I’m an extremely big stoner also. Extremely big. Probably the reason I have an attitude problem right now is that I haven’t smoked pot in five days.

Figures she’s a stoner to boot. (Gallery at Twistys)

Guns and babes and toys and uniforms. Oh my. This is very nice. (Gallery at Twistys)