The Fifth Wheel
My girlfriend, Leslie, is quite hot. She’s a spicy little Honduran with a world-class ass and a super-innocent face. Eventually I will get around to proving this with pictures. For now you’ll just have to use your imagination. It’s almost a shame she doesn’t do porn, although I’m not sure I could, like, psychologically deal with that.
She just got back from an interview with the producers of The Fifth Wheel, one of those reality dating shows that are all the rage right now. These shows are the closest you can get to softcore porn on regular television, unless you count Telemundo. The premise is simple and possibly brilliant: bring together two slutty girls and two clueless guys and watch as they drink themselves into a stupor in an absurdly vain attempt to get someone to “choose” them at the end of the night. Then, halfway through the show, add in another slut, the Fifth Wheel, who distracts the guys (and often the girls) by acting, well, slutty.
We got the idea that Leslie should go on the show for our own sick, voyeuristic pleasure. I personally want to see if Leslie can get the other girls on the show to shun the boys in favor of a sapphic tryst. We’ll see. Leslie says they will pay her $100 just for being on the show, and another $200 if she shows some skin during the taping. That’s better money than most girls get for sucking dick in the porn business so it seems like a good deal to me. Plus, there’s that wonderful feeling that comes with sticking it to the Man in some small way, even if we’re not actually sticking it to the Man.
Plus, there’s the tantalizing possibility that we’ll get some bisexual female ass out of this thing.
Leslie showed her tits and ass during the interview. I think she’s a shoo-in.
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