<em>Booty Call</em>, My Favorite Saturday Toon

Posted by Lex Konrad in Dispatches | Sep 12, 2003

Back during the heady reign of the dot-coms, those good ‘ole days of boundless optimism, there were a ton of internet sites that brought a bevy of mindless yet entertaining flash animations to the masses. Sadly, the last remnants of those sites of yore are but a pale shadow of their former selves, barely able to hang on to a mere trickle of bandwidth. I offer no guarantees of uptime (try downloading before you play), but you can still catch the sexual escapades of Jake, big pimp extraordinaire, over at romp.com. Our priapic protagonist is what some people might rather impolitely call a wigger, and taking in his Southern Cali ghetto slang is at least half the fun. In a nod to the choose-your-own-adventure books of your childhood, you guide Jake through a series of scenarios, but rather than slaying dragons or whatever, the objective here is to get as much ass as possible. A favorite of mine is the “Trick or Treat” episode. Killer musical score on that one. There are rumors of a movie deal in the works. A word to the wise: go easy on the drugs if you wanna win.

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