Help Wanted

Posted by Lex Konrad in Dispatches | Aug 23, 2004

Princess says:
Oh btw. Can you send me a job desc of what you’re looking for?

lillykat says:
I’m looking for a person who’s flexible, has good communication skills, and plays well with others. She must be a sexy femme and easy to please, but not afraid to ask for something specific when her needs are not being met. She must be sensual, independent but loyal, and reliable. She must be willing to share ideas and naughty fantasies.

Princess says:
Oh well then… I was going to pass the information to a friend… but it seems I might be better suited for this. What does the position pay?

lillykat says:
We can discuss the range of possibilities after your second interview.

lillykat says:
The benefits package will also be discussed further at that time.

Princess says:
Fair enough. When can we schedule another interview? I’m eager to explore my options.

lillykat says:
Would you prefer a lunch interview, a dinner interview, or a dinner and then breakfast interview? The longer interview allows us to gather the most information by which to further assess your qualifications. You may even need to take some tests.

Princess says:
Well, I think I perform better over time, so I like the dinner/breakfast idea. I also realize it’s very important for there to be a good fit on both sides of the working relationship, so I would want to get a better feel of things too.

Princess says:
And I have no objections to tests. Should I bring a #2 pencil?

lillykat says:
If you have any equipment that will allow you to perform better, or show off additional talents, then we encourage you to bring it along. We may also provide props for you.

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