Band of Idiots

Rejoice, for we are Red Sox fans. We few, we happy few, we band of idiots. Long have we suffered ignominious defeat; long have we pursed our lips in the darkness of winter. Still, we held our heads high. We kept our faith—prayed each spring would bring new hope. And today we witness the existence of miracles; today we know there is strength in the human spirit. Ordinary men with tired arms and aching backs and bloodied tendons can accomplish the extraordinary. Our unwavering dedication is enough to hold them together.

So let us take pride in our boys from Boston. We deserve it. But let us also keep our hubris in check. There are still four games to be won. There is still struggle ahead. Our humility is our edge.

Let’s play ball!

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Abby Winters
  1. sarah | Oct 21, 09:06 PM | #

    see, I knew there was a reason I liked you! and not just because of all the hot sex!
  2. James | Oct 22, 09:04 AM | #

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  3. Layla | Oct 22, 11:34 AM | #

    I wasn’t rooting for the Astros before the Yankee/Sox fiasco. But now I’m a bit sad that I won’t get to see Clemens, so poetically, beat those Boston b*tches down like the dogs they are!

    :P XOXOX
  4. Natalia | Oct 22, 04:06 PM | #

    GO CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Lex | Oct 22, 04:14 PM | #

    I really need to start dating Red Sox fans…
  6. sarah | Oct 22, 06:34 PM | #

    I no longer have crushes on Natalia or Layla.
  7. Leslie | Oct 26, 05:37 PM | #

    Go Red Sox!

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