Death and taxes
I started my taxes early this year: 8:30 PM, April 15th. It seems that no matter how much finagling I do these days I always end up owing a little money; a consequence, I suppose, of my assorted nefarious doings. Well, no one ever said world domination would be tax-free.
NLP even got its very own Schedule C. I briefly considered deducting the cost of condoms, lube and ten-dollar martinis, but decided it would be wise to avoid a visit from my friendly neighborhood auditor. Despite my idle fantasies, I really doubt the IRS employs sexy little auditrixes who use whips and chains to “punish” the bad boys and girls.
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Humiliatrix Melissa Pentauk | Apr 18, 12:49 PM | #
a housecall from a hottie auditrix? lol – that would make a tax problemo worth it huh.charlie | Apr 18, 11:23 PM | #
I operate an eco-friendly courier company in canada (which is a more impressive way of saying that i am a self-employed bike messenger).I place all of my traffic and parking tickets in a jar and write them off as business expenses.
I have never been audited, but when i am, my defence will be that Enron, Esso, and Halliburton have all claimed SEC fines as ‘business losses’, so why can’t I…I suspect it will be a fun court case =)
bunko | Apr 19, 09:46 AM | #
diddums…..i just payed a 10 grand income tax bill, now i got a quarterly 7 grand tax bill to follow…welcometo australia lol…..