The World's Greatest Lover

Posted by Lex Konrad in | Jul 27, 2005

Casanova

Casanova Action Figure

I found this the other day at a little novelty store on the Upper East Side. The packaging warns Casanova is not suitable for children under 3 years. I should hope not. It also informs me Casanova presents a “choking hazard,” which should really settle any questions about the man’s endowment.

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Abby Winters

  1. gaijin | Jul 27, 11:44 PM | #

    lol

    hey, dude, how do you get your rss feeds to work right on textpattern? i haven’t been able to. by that i mean for reasons unknown to me, the rss indicator doesn’t go on in firefox. i’ve tried various plugins but with no luck. i upgraded to rc4 yesterday but it didn’t fix it. i’m probably missing a step, but it has never worked out of the box.

    okaykabuki

  2. W. S. Cross | Jul 28, 02:38 PM | #

    Well, I always thought action figures had some kind of movable parts. GI Joe at least comes with guns and other phallic things to play with.

  3. Leslie | Jul 29, 05:49 PM | #

    Nice package dear ;) At least so far as I can tell from the picture.

  4. patricia | Jul 31, 11:59 PM | #

    I can’t get past the shoes. And the fixation isn’t at all a good thing.

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