AdultFriendFinder Porn Spam
Hi there-
I am so glad you responded to my ad !! I have not had much luck finding anyone on Adultfriendfinder, so I am hoping that I have found my Prince Charming :) hee hee. I just got back from working out and I am so tired….where are you to give me a massage :) I’d like to hear more about you and get a picture as well, and if you want to know me better, here is a good place to start:
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These are usually a good way to start a conversation. Feel free to ask me anything…you know I am open since you answered my ad. Hopefully you can leave your number and we can talk later, if not, email me and I will write you back….my emails can get very FUN….and quite creative :) I am pretty bummed that it is only Tuesday…..that means 3 more days of work still…..yuck :( Do you have any plans for this week? Maybe we could get together? Or, what are you up to tomorrow night? Maybe we could get together…it is Hump Day ya know ;) Hee hee…I am so naughty. Ok, I am rambling now :) I better get going….if you are free tonight, give me a call…my phone number is on my personal page.Love Ya,
Lisa :)
I mentioned a little while back that we’d be checking out some of the “adult” dating sites. As you can probably infer from the spam above, the results have been universally disappointing thus far. Amusingly enough Les hadn’t even responded to the ad in question.
It’s still too early to call the race, but in the last week or so alone our old standbys craigslist and Nerve have outperformed all the rest by a margin of five to zero. That is, five serious responses that either have led to a date or are in the process of leading to a date, to a big fat fucking bagel. All the more pathetic when you factor price into the equation.
And the gross-out factor—at times my poor girlfriend will scream in horror upon receiving a barrage of genitalia portraits. Why, oh why, do people think close-ups of their cunts and cocks are interesting to anyone? H.P. Lovecraft himself would have had great difficulty coming up with anything more terrifying than the Internet. Anyway, this is why I placed scare quotes around the word “adult,” because there really doesn’t seem to be anything adult about this process at all.
OMG !!! SOMEONE SAVE US FROM TEH INTERNETS!
In case you didn’t already realize this, Leslie is the best girlfriend in the world. She’s done most of the legwork on the project. Thanks dear! Hee hee… OMG !! Sign up for my pornsite and we’ll totally do teh naughtay together ;)
Love Ya,
Lexi :)
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W. S. Cross | Aug 24, 10:00 PM | #
My mother always told me that if I was ever caught naked anywhere to cover my FACE and not my genitals. But of course, we all think our cunts and nuts are somehow the seat of it all.VS | Aug 25, 01:52 AM | #
RE:Why, oh why, do people think close-ups of their cunts and cocks are interesting to anyone?LOL! I wondered the same thing and came to the conclusion that they must be perverts. I actually posted on this recently, but it still baffles me.
Girl | Aug 25, 11:33 AM | #
I wonder if the disembodied shots of genitalia are connected to the similar images found in pornography: with so many close-ups shots showing sex organs out of any (personal, facial) context, it is not surprising that people feel that they have to be similarly graphic to get a (sexual?) response.Personally, I find this odd: why would I be impressed with a photo of a huge disembodied cock (for example), when there is no face, or personality behind it?
I’d much prefer to see a picture of someone’s face and maintain intelligent dialogue with them, to find out what they are like and how they think – thats much more appealing to me, than a shot of their genitals.
Lauren Sands | Aug 25, 03:41 PM | #
ALOHAIts amazing what people find stimulating
Lex | Aug 25, 04:38 PM | #
Who knows? Maybe we just don’t have enough appreciation for the fine art of genital portraiture.Uh, Lauren, if you’re in the jizz biz the name of the game around here is pay for play. Cold hard cash, traffic and/or blowjobs. Got it?
Ah the irony.
Leslie | Aug 26, 08:35 PM | #
Pornography I understand. There’s a way to make it look good. Perverts, I wouldn’t mind. The fact is that I don’t need to have sex in the dark. I enjoy looking at naked parts. But these pictures are worse than a disconnect from the person. They’ve somehow found a way to bring out their natural repulsiveness.The things I’ve seen on these personals sites are like torture. The unfortunate side effect is that I am completely turned off to sex while I’m looking at the images (and for some time after). What has occured is probably the exact opposite of the authors intent.
And with so many people on some of these sites, it’s about 20 nasties to one nice picture.
Leslie | Aug 30, 11:15 PM | #
Hey, now that I’ve gotten better at filtering past those nasty pics, and sorting through what’s real and what’s fake, it’s not so bad. Something good may come out of this after all. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.