Rebound Day?

Posted by Lex Konrad in Relationships | Feb 14, 2006

You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.

Wedding Crashers

I found this beauty of an article while slogging through the obligatory Valentine’s Day blog posts this morning. I’ll warn you right now—it’s a tad juvenile, but it’s interesting in a rubbernecking-at-a-car-crash kinda way:

Want an easy lay?

Don’t forget rebound day!

Rebound day, should be the pick up artists holiday, FORGET new years eve.

There is no easier day than Feb 15th to get laid.

Why?

Because as you probably know feb 14th is valentines day. As you may or may not know 30% of men fuck 79% of women, I dunno about you but I don’t wanna fuck anything over about 10% of the female population but the statistics are there.

So on valentines day the “romance and love” day, a HUGE number of hot women (not just the other 65% of that 70) get stood up by guys who are dating more than one woman.

A HUGE benefit in our favor as well, the hotter the chick, the more probable the man she selects is so desirable he IS dating other women as well, and can only be with one on valentines day.

Now heres where the wierdness comes in, a good amount are stood up and heartbroken, or maybe even just had a bad experience on valentines day and are decking themselves out and going out on the town on the 15th, some others who don’t even go to clubs are out there hoping to meet a new man.

I have done rebound day several times and my game always KILLS within a few approaches MAXIMUM.

Of 7 lays on rebound day I can remember, later being told 3 chicks had been stood up the day before, 1 had been alone on valentines day and had cast a love spell to summon her a lover (not kidding here), 1 had a boyfriend who didnt buy her anything or do anything special, and the other 2 I never found out anything that made any sense on why they were so easy to pick up.

So you see, RULE ONE, chicks get more lead by their emotions than us.

So Rebound day as I call it is like crashing funerals vs crashing weddings, fishing with dynamite folks. A little cheesy, a little predatory, but it ROCKS for an easy day to pick up and lay a new chick with even base level game.

I’ve never gone out after Valentine’s Day specifically to pick up chicks on the rebound—that’s just not how I roll—but I’m wondering whether there’s anything to this Rebound Day theory. It stands to reason that a lot of singles resolve to get hitched one way or another, vowing never to spend another Valentine’s Day alone; it also stands to reason that a lot of relationships fall apart this time of year.

What do you think?

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