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Posted by Lex Konrad in Dispatches | May 15, 2006

Some people dream of playing Carnegie Hall or scaling Everest. Me? I’ve always wanted to have a discount code named after me. Today I’m happy to announce I’ve finally fulfilled this lifelong dream of mine.

My hippie-van-owning friends “SheilaMonster” and “Kenny Blunt” are throwing their very first sex(y) party this Saturday. Les and I will be there, of course, as will an eclectic assortment of swingers, burners, kinksters, bon-vivants and ne’er-do-wells.

A few weeks back I gave Sheila and Kenny an earful about the problems with most swingers parties: namely, they tend to be either nauseatingly pretentious or else plain cheesy. However, I think these two have the right idea; I’ve heard there’ll be (gasp!) decent DJ’s, dancing girls and fire spinners.

So this one goes out to all you people in internetland who email me asking how Les and I get into all these wild parties. Here’s your chance to attend a real live naked loft party. Check out Leslie’s forum post or else go straight to the source.

Oh, and use the code “LEX” for a phat discount.

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