Thanks!

A big thank you to all the sexy perverts who came out to my birthday bash last Saturday. I had a great time and I wasn’t even drunk or on drugs or anything (I wonder, am I getting boring in my old age or just more selective about my vices?). Judging by the number of steamy spit-swapping sessions that took place right under my nose I should be running a matchmaking service.

See y’all at Leslie’s party, date and theme to be announced.

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Abby Winters
  1. Les | Oct 14, 09:29 AM | #

    Don’t act like you didn’t get lucky yourself Lex… playing the innocent matchmaker who’s detached from all the debauchery, I don’t quite think that’s your style.

    And thank you all from me as well for helping me with this year’s bday party for Lex! It was better than 2001 and that’s saying A LOT! xoxo

  2. Bad Man | Oct 14, 01:08 PM | #

    I certainly had fun. Glad you had a happy birthday, glad you pulled everyone together for it. I don’t think you can claim you were as dispassionately just standing there as you allege, I saw what happened during and what appeared to be happening after….....

  3. Lex | Oct 14, 05:21 PM | #

    Je suis innocent!

  4. Les | Oct 15, 11:50 AM | #

    Je ne regrette rien!

  5. Leon | Oct 26, 12:30 AM | #

    Belatedly noted – but I had a great time, too! Thanks for the opportunity to show up and help with the debauching. See you guys soon!

  6. Selina Fire | Oct 29, 08:08 PM | #

    It was a pleasure seeing you both. ...And I agree with you, who needs chemicals? There are things so much more pleasurable.
    xoxo

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