The Tao of Draper
Every word of the following is true:
1. Whenever possible, remain silent.
2. When asked about your past, give vague open-ended answers.
3. Have a great name.
4. Look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in anything, sound good, smell good, kiss good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away anytime you say anything, take six hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, and drink and smoke constantly.
Sometimes the teevee forgets that it’s not art.
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