DON'T PANIC
The end of the American empire, 3:30 AM
And when our worlds they fall apart
When the walls come tumbling in
Though we may deserve it
It will be worth it-Depeche Mode, “Halo”
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Money Shot
Safer sex
What is the difference between art and porn? Is it money? Is it lighting? Is it intent? Is it the presence (or absence) of an erection, or semen? Is it a government grant?
In matters of human sexuality I think we’re asking all the wrong questions.
What do you think?
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Standard Practice
The ass
The kiss
Just to let you know, that sort of behavior is actually the norm. It’s standard practice. You’ll be offered drugs, y’know? You’ll have threesomes, dinners, y’know? You’ll end up going into town in a taxi, have a couple of drugs, have dinner, have a threesome, go home again, have a shower, go out again… more drugs, more threesomes. Happens all the time.
-Murray Hewitt (from Flight of the Conchords)
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Scene from a Marriage
Penetration
Most wives would kill their husbands for doing something like this. Mine takes pictures.
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Always Make Backups
Les, Nella and a Strap-on
In a fit of stupidity I nearly erased these lovely shots from my hard drive. Don’t do what I almost did: always make backups of your dirty pictures (unless you’re Paris Hilton, in which case you should spare us all by deleting them immediately). It’s the only way to be sure the memories will be passed down from generation to generation along with your Bar Mitzvah photos or whatever. This has been an NLP Public Service Announcement.
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